*
             |
        *    |    *
         \  $$$  /
          \$   $/
     *----- $$$$ ----*
          /    $\
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        *    |    *
             |
             *

  ---9's Pick-up Lines---

	There is no order. Completly random lines. The weird layout is so you don't lose your place. Some
are so lame that their only use is to get a table at a crowded food court. If that's your goal, the should
serve you well. All dude-to-chick. 

+...+ = chick's response
*...* = action
-...- = comments

Use at your own discression.

1:	My hardware for your software.

	2:	I got kicked out of my old school; for taking these guns! *Flex biceps*

3:	-Still works on some. High gayness factor- Did it hurt? +Did what hurt?+ When you fell from heaven.

	4:	-Chick must have minor brainage- Wanna check out my harddrive? It's not 3 1/2in and it sure ain't floppy.

5:	Hey, wanna make an easy 50 bucks? -Doesn't work on idiots. They'll ask how-

	6:	If I got a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents.

7:	Excuse me, but does my tounge taste funny to you?

	8:	I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?

9:	What's the difference between having sex and talking? +I don't know+ Cool. Wanna go somewhere and talk?

	10:	-Very effective on goths- Was I at your funeral?